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aikokanzaki
aikokanzaki
10 October 2008 @ 09:47 pm
Mock the Week and Comedian Quotes from Moi.  

Just thought I post some of my favourite quotes from Mock the Week [Dave Channel...Anyone watch it?] and some quotes from me.

First, Mock the week...

RH = Russel Howard.
FB = Frankie Boyle
HD = Hugh Dennis
Italics = Random Stuff that happens on the show
Bold = Some of my favourites


There's Something I Have To Tell You Mr Darcy...I Have Chlamydia
- HD

German Cows on Lilos
 
It's Simple..Your dog and I are in love.
- RH && FB
 
Do You Like The Music of..Shiwaddy Waddy
- HD
 
Hehehe..I have written the word boobless on my calculator
- RH
 
There's no point now is there?
Am I invisiable in this jacket?
- Both by Ed Burn [when the weren't letting him have a go]
 
These Korean Meat Balls really are the Dogs Bollocks
- Hugh Dennis
 
Moobs

Ed Burns Stole Ze Microphone
 
ET Phone Premium Bond
- RH
 
And God Said 'Let There Be Light'...Sponsered by PowerGen
- FB
 
The church says that two men having sex isn't natural but a man..walking on water is?
- RH
 
If God Created us, he obviously made gays. I guess they're there to 'get the party started'.
- FB
 
You know the Scottish sound really good when they say the F word. I remember I was at a footbal match this one time and something happened which Scotland didn't approve of and this guy that was about 5 rows infront, stood up and said: 'Fucking....Boooooo!' [haha...I go in stitches with that!]
Sometime's boo just isn't enough.
- FB
 
You know what that means...you're a freak
- FB?
 
Phillip! Look at me! I'm a stamp.
- RH

And here are some of my personal funnies [you may not get all of them]...

Boooooo! I'm a sheep!

All Night Long...

Miss Whitehead

I need more...

That's all for now folks =)
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